Happy Friday, kids. We’re starting a new series over here called “Friday Flow”, highlighting our favorite flow in the NHL, and it only felt right to have our first featured fellow be none other than Pittsburgh Penguin Kris Letang.

Don’t let the face fool you. Letang is a shit-starter. (If you don’t believe me, check out his HockeyFights page – my personal favorites are the Timonen fight and the one where he basically sits on Ginger Staal.)

Look at those luscious locks. It doesn’t seem fair.

(gif source: stevestamkos)

Seriously, why does this man not have his own shampoo commercial? Jen, y’all over at Penguins’ PR need to get on that. Geno got Head N’ Shoulders. Surely you can swing Tanger a Pantene or an Herbal Essences endorsement.

Oh my god, I can’t even look him directly in the eye. It’s like staring into the sun.

(gif source: mistfarer)

Tanger and Flower bid you au revoir and thanks for visiting. Check back next week to see whose flow gets honored – and if you have any suggestions, tweet them at us at @hiheelshisticks!