All right, so I’m an hour late for her birthday, which is not at all because I fell asleep. But Hannah and I decided that the best way to celebrate this four-time Olympian’s 33rd birthday. The Captain America we deserve.

How does she do it? How is she such a great leader and hero and always make it look so easy?

Modeling that godawful Ralph Lauren gear like a boss. Making those white pants work as few people can.

“Haha we’re so much cooler than the men’s team, right?”

“Knighter, we gotta be polite…but yeah, we totally are.”

Okay, maybe I’m a little jealous of that Ralph Lauren gear. Who am I kidding? You gave me those outfits and I’d wear it every day.

“You know, sometimes even I am amazed at my own greatness.”

Work it, girl. Congratulations on making it to the Clarkson Cup, game well fought, and I hope you had a very happy birthday. TEAM JULIE!